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Random Jokes:
A neutron at a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
"How much wi
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Giving very odd excuses
The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily.
"Sorry
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Business one-liners 29
Persons disagreeing with your facts are always emotional and employ faulty reasoning.
Pessimists have alrea
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Five(5) New Entries:
Addicted to the Web
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily
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Revised Christmas days
Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the "Twelve Days of Christmas" subsidiary:
Snowman
1) The partridge will be retaine
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The twelve days after Christmas
The first day after Christmas
My true love and I had a fight
And so I chopped the pear tree down
And burnt it, just for spite
Then with a single cartridge
I shot t
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Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of thos
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'Twas the Night before Finals
T'was the night before finals,
And all through the college,
The students were praying
For last minute knowledge.
Most were quite sleepy,
But none touched their bed
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