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Redneck Category
2 X 4's or 4 X 2's
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk asked, "You mean two-by-fours, don't yo
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A Redneck's Kindness
An Irishman in a wheelchair rolls into a bar and asks the waitress for a cup of coffee. He then looks over at the bar and asks the waitress, "Is that Jesus?" The waitress says that
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All Smiles
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on
their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, die
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Are You a Redneck Jedi?
You might be a Redneck Jedi if...
You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bot
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Big Game Hunter
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that the
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Break In The Bride
A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning.
"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, "Wo
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Bubba is Dead
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to
be breathing and his eyes are rolled back
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Bubble Bath
Why do rednecks eat beans on Saturday?
So they can have a bubble bath on Sunday.
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Condoms and Rednecks
2 rednecks are talking...
"Yo, how do you protect yourself from AIDS?"
"I wear a condom all the time", replies the other.
"Do you ever take it off?"
"Yeah, when I go t
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Dear Redneck Son
DEAR REDNECK SON,
I'm writing this letter slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in
the newspaper that most acci
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