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Animal Category
The Scottie Dog Who Knew Karate
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife
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Thee You In The Moth Pit
Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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These chickens want books
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...an
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They're boasting about race records
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last
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Three Drunk Men
These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.
The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home an
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Three Nuns and a Parrot
Three nuns used to go to the church from their homes every day. On the way they would pass a house where a parrot lived. The parrot would call out three colors every time the nuns
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Vampire Blood Bath
Once there was a group of vampire bats that lived in a cave outside of a big city.
One night, one said to a another, ?I'm so hungry. I'm going to go get something.?
?No don
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When Cats Are Like Men
# They are independent.
# They don't listen.
# They don't come in when you call.
# They like to stay out all night.
# When you are trying to get things done, they want your att
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Who's That Dog?
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?'' a tourist asked. The old man looked u
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You Do Not Have To Oil Animals
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why? 'Cause it squeaks!
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