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Jokes For The Week
What is one billion?
According to a recent government publication ...
A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A bil
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Finding Jesus
A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesu
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Improvements in Hell
An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to rede
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Newly issued alcohol warnings
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.
1. WARNING: Cons
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The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones... yes, it's true.
To prove their theory, the scientists had 100 men consume 12 bottles of beer.
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Change your course now
This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operation
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Putting It In
A guy enters confessional and says to the priest with guilt, "I had an affair...almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean ?almost??"
The guy says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed against each other,
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We go bear hunting
Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
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