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Jokes For The Week
Food fight in a store
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after
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Angry Blonde
A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her.
She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment
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Dogs And Lawyers
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer getting hit by a car and a dog getting hit by a car?
A: There's s
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Computer Terms
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.
Obsolete - Any computer you own.
Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer t
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Coffee is better than Women.
Why Coffee Is Better Than Women:
~ Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have some. ~ You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3 AM. ~ Coffee never runs out. ~ No matter how ugly
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I Know The Whole Truth
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are
hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to
blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny
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what does f**k mean?
thier was this kid that always got picked on at school. everyday his friends and kids that whent to school always said to him f**k you.well the dumb kid always was curious about what
the word f**k means. one d
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Business one-liners 48
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrrong.
There is no limit to how bad things can get.
There is no limit to the amount of good tha
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